Chet Hanks talks about tough love from his parents
...AND to sit on my face.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | November 22, 2022 1:14 PM |
Not this mongoloid again.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 22, 2022 1:14 PM |
He would have been in jail, or a victim of the other gang in town, if his parents were not wealthy stars.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 22, 2022 1:20 PM |
I admit, I enjoy the occasional check in with The Children of Hollywood Royalty's biggest underachiever, Chet Hanks. He's such a fool, but basically a harmless one & you get the sense he knows he's ridiculous, but just can't help himself.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 22, 2022 1:31 PM |
I just find it amusing that THIS is Tom Hanks’ son.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 22, 2022 1:41 PM |
What goes through someone’s head that compels them to get all those sad tattoos ? If he makes it to 60, Virgin Mary will need a serious face lift !
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 22, 2022 2:01 PM |
Yea, he needs those things at R1 and R2, but he also needs a giant laser to remove all those damn tattoos
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 22, 2022 2:06 PM |
wiggitwiggitwiggit
I bet his parents regret giving him a hip hop birthday party at 10.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 22, 2022 2:15 PM |
R7 It IS funny, isn't it?
R8 Dare you to say that outside of your hovel, keyboard warrior.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 22, 2022 2:22 PM |
The Baddest Motherfucker at the Beverly Center.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | November 22, 2022 2:31 PM |
The guy is hot as fuck and probably fucks like a demon. And for the record, Tom Hanks is generally an okay guy, with great press, but he's no angel like everyone seems to think he is. He and Rita are pretty out there.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 22, 2022 2:32 PM |
I don't know why, but I've always been curious about his relationship with his big brother, Colin Hanks. They seem like total opposites. Of course, that doesn't mean that they aren't close, but I'm wondering how Colin feels about his little brother's patois-speaking, badass self.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 22, 2022 2:37 PM |
Colin Hanks got the talent, Chet got the looks. I'd love to hangout with both, then fuck Chet like my life depended on it.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2022 3:38 PM |
It's wild he graduated from Harvard Westlake and Northwestern. His parents probably paid close to $500k for his education, not counting whatever expensive elementary schools he went to.
What a mess.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2022 3:42 PM |
R17: Very telling moment on Watch What Happens Live a few years ago when Henry Winkler was a guest. A caller asked about the fact that he was the original director of Turner and Hooch. At some point, he was fired and you could tell that HW had no love for Tom Hanks. When Andy Cohen asked about the incident, Henry Winkler said:
"I got along great, great with that dog. Love that dog." When he was asked if he ever watched the film, he joked, "I don't remember the title of that movie."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 22, 2022 4:19 PM |
There was some article I read in which it was confirmed that there was bad blood between Winkler & Hanks over T&H, though neither will say what exactly the issue was.
Even though Chet is Hank's 3rd kid, he's Rita's first & she probably spoiled the piss out of him. I wonder if the older kids laugh about how that strategy blew up in Rita's face in a big way.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 22, 2022 4:35 PM |
I'm not into tats, but damn - I want to lick every inch of that guy's body. Whew!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 22, 2022 4:50 PM |
I would.
He'd have to not say a word, other than "take it" or "suck it" but I would.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 22, 2022 4:53 PM |
He looks like one of those guys that comes over to install your stone patio and walls and you end up sucking him off. Not that I’ve ever done that before.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 22, 2022 4:58 PM |
Handsome face. But the tats are tragic and a turn-off. Pass.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 22, 2022 4:59 PM |
R25 I just saw a guy that looks like a 45 yo version of him on an HGTV show and you're right. Blue collar and dumb as a box of rocks, but yeah, I'd suck him off.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 22, 2022 5:04 PM |
R21 here -
Posted the clip in error. Here it is:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | November 22, 2022 5:13 PM |
He'll put a ski pole through your peep hole.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | November 22, 2022 5:15 PM |
Funny how Chet looks nothing like either one of his parents.
BTW, if your parents name you Chester you're going to be fucked up. JFC what were they thinking with that name?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 22, 2022 10:14 PM |
Genetics AND Family.
Daddy is well known to be rotted to the core.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 22, 2022 10:48 PM |
The most highly fuckable idiot since Ryan Lochte.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 22, 2022 10:55 PM |
I want to toss my Northwestern diploma into the garbage every time he speaks.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 22, 2022 10:58 PM |
Why are people automatically assuming whatever problem Hanks and Winkler had with each other was Tom Hanks' fault?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 22, 2022 11:02 PM |
Colin is the spitting image of his father. Chet looks (to me) nothing like Tom. Maybe he would if he'd let his hair grow out.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 22, 2022 11:08 PM |
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