Chet Hanks talks about tough love from his parents

Publish date: 2024-04-11

...AND to sit on my face.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 22, 2022 1:14 PM

Not this mongoloid again.

by Anonymousreply 3November 22, 2022 1:14 PM

He would have been in jail, or a victim of the other gang in town, if his parents were not wealthy stars.

by Anonymousreply 5November 22, 2022 1:20 PM

I admit, I enjoy the occasional check in with The Children of Hollywood Royalty's biggest underachiever, Chet Hanks. He's such a fool, but basically a harmless one & you get the sense he knows he's ridiculous, but just can't help himself.

by Anonymousreply 6November 22, 2022 1:31 PM

I just find it amusing that THIS is Tom Hanks’ son.

by Anonymousreply 7November 22, 2022 1:41 PM

What goes through someone’s head that compels them to get all those sad tattoos ? If he makes it to 60, Virgin Mary will need a serious face lift !

by Anonymousreply 9November 22, 2022 2:01 PM

Yea, he needs those things at R1 and R2, but he also needs a giant laser to remove all those damn tattoos

by Anonymousreply 11November 22, 2022 2:06 PM

wiggitwiggitwiggit

I bet his parents regret giving him a hip hop birthday party at 10.

by Anonymousreply 13November 22, 2022 2:15 PM

R7 It IS funny, isn't it?

R8 Dare you to say that outside of your hovel, keyboard warrior.

by Anonymousreply 14November 22, 2022 2:22 PM

The Baddest Motherfucker at the Beverly Center.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2022 2:31 PM

The guy is hot as fuck and probably fucks like a demon. And for the record, Tom Hanks is generally an okay guy, with great press, but he's no angel like everyone seems to think he is. He and Rita are pretty out there.

by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2022 2:32 PM

I don't know why, but I've always been curious about his relationship with his big brother, Colin Hanks. They seem like total opposites. Of course, that doesn't mean that they aren't close, but I'm wondering how Colin feels about his little brother's patois-speaking, badass self.

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2022 2:37 PM

Colin Hanks got the talent, Chet got the looks. I'd love to hangout with both, then fuck Chet like my life depended on it.

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2022 3:38 PM

It's wild he graduated from Harvard Westlake and Northwestern. His parents probably paid close to $500k for his education, not counting whatever expensive elementary schools he went to.

What a mess.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2022 3:42 PM

R17: Very telling moment on Watch What Happens Live a few years ago when Henry Winkler was a guest. A caller asked about the fact that he was the original director of Turner and Hooch. At some point, he was fired and you could tell that HW had no love for Tom Hanks. When Andy Cohen asked about the incident, Henry Winkler said:

"I got along great, great with that dog. Love that dog." When he was asked if he ever watched the film, he joked, "I don't remember the title of that movie."

by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2022 4:19 PM

There was some article I read in which it was confirmed that there was bad blood between Winkler & Hanks over T&H, though neither will say what exactly the issue was.

Even though Chet is Hank's 3rd kid, he's Rita's first & she probably spoiled the piss out of him. I wonder if the older kids laugh about how that strategy blew up in Rita's face in a big way.

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2022 4:35 PM

I'm not into tats, but damn - I want to lick every inch of that guy's body. Whew!

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2022 4:50 PM

I would.

He'd have to not say a word, other than "take it" or "suck it" but I would.

by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2022 4:53 PM

He looks like one of those guys that comes over to install your stone patio and walls and you end up sucking him off. Not that I’ve ever done that before.

by Anonymousreply 25November 22, 2022 4:58 PM

Handsome face. But the tats are tragic and a turn-off. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 26November 22, 2022 4:59 PM

R25 I just saw a guy that looks like a 45 yo version of him on an HGTV show and you're right. Blue collar and dumb as a box of rocks, but yeah, I'd suck him off.

by Anonymousreply 27November 22, 2022 5:04 PM

R21 here -

Posted the clip in error. Here it is:

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by Anonymousreply 28November 22, 2022 5:13 PM

He'll put a ski pole through your peep hole.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2022 5:15 PM

Funny how Chet looks nothing like either one of his parents.

BTW, if your parents name you Chester you're going to be fucked up. JFC what were they thinking with that name?

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2022 10:14 PM

Genetics AND Family.

Daddy is well known to be rotted to the core.

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2022 10:48 PM

The most highly fuckable idiot since Ryan Lochte.

by Anonymousreply 32November 22, 2022 10:55 PM

I want to toss my Northwestern diploma into the garbage every time he speaks.

by Anonymousreply 33November 22, 2022 10:58 PM

Why are people automatically assuming whatever problem Hanks and Winkler had with each other was Tom Hanks' fault?

by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2022 11:02 PM

Colin is the spitting image of his father. Chet looks (to me) nothing like Tom. Maybe he would if he'd let his hair grow out.

by Anonymousreply 35November 22, 2022 11:08 PM

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